When Team Building Comes With a Sign-In Sheet
Attendance is optional in the same way the fire drill is optional.
What they meanNothing builds trust like tracking who enjoyed themselves correctly.
Keep wasting company time
More professional nonsense
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- When the AI Bro Says This Workflow Is Fully Automated Except for the Human Fixing It