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When the Founder Calls It a Family Right Before Announcing a Mandatory Weekend Sprint

The all-hands starts with vulnerability, gratitude, and a slide that says ownership mindset. Then everyone is asked to prove commitment by canceling plans.

What they meanIt is amazing how often family values arrive with a Jira board.

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